Funny Baby Card: "It's all fun and games until someone becomes a dad. Nice job, buzzkill."

Look. I know you're going through a lot right now. You have questions. You're feeling lost. You're not sure what the future holds. But it's gonna be ok. Despite your pleading, protesting, and comically misguided invoking of the Geneva Conventions, bro is in fact allowed to start a family. Be strong and get him this new dad card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope