Funny Baby Card: "Congrats on your upgrade from 'HO' to 'MILF."

There comes a day in every woman's life when—even if only for nine months—she must hang up the mini-skirt of revelry and don the elastic-waistbanded sweatpants of motherhood. Warning: this card may cause the new mom to laugh, cry, or pee her pants. Possibly all three at once. 

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope