Funny Baby Card: "May your baby grow up to be more than just another turd in the gene pool." ."

Statistically speaking, most people don't contribute anything substantial to human society. But yeah, no, totally. I'm sure *this* baby will be a prodigy of some kind. Let your loved ones know that you're really pulling for them to create a functional member of society.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope