Funny Birthday Card: "Too young to die. Too old to party past 9pm. Happy birthday, you old fuck."

Legends never die. But they do get sleepy, overstimulated by loud music and flashing lights, and develop anxiety over how badly those three overpriced drinks are going to devastate their body for a fortnight. Why not give them this funny birthday card to let them know that you're sympathetic to their plight?

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope.