Funny Birthday Card: "You're still alive! How?"

The universe. Time. Karma. The undefeated, unholy trinity. But once in a while, someone is either so clever or so inexplicably stupid that they manage to defy the fates for longer than they have any right to. Meet the perfect birthday card for the walking conundrum in your life.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope