Funny Father's Day Card: "If you ever think I'm a failure, just remember that I'm 50% your fault."

Grades? Barely above passing.
Athletic abilities? MIA since birth.
Sense of humor? You're buying a "funny card" off the internet.
Clearly, your dad's sperm was wearing water wings on that fateful night. Time to bring the old man's ego back down to Earth.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope