Funny Mother's Day Card: "Sorry you didn't give birth to any winners"

She tried. Hard. I mean, she put out with your dad for fuck's sake! She packed you Lunchables. What else do you want from this woman? The best you can do at this point is apologize.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope