Funny Mother's Day Card: "Thanks for letting me live rent-free in your vagina for 9 months."

This housing market is crazy, amiright? Guess it's time to give Mom the props she deserves for letting you mooch off the world's OG Airbnb for so long—even if you didn't put your time there to good use.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope