Funny Romantic Card: "I love how much we hate the same things."

True love? What is this, junior high? Symbiotic hate is the only thing that keeps couples together until death. Without it, they'll just end up turning their "relationship" into another boring episode of Forensic Files.

This card is empty inside, just like you. It measures 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) and comes with a white envelope.