Funny Romantic Card (Poem 1): "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Water is wet. And so am I."

"It's the thought that counts." Yeah, and for you those thoughts will probably lead to two counts of misdemeanor stalking. Let your sick, twisted gray matter shine through with this brutally honest yet oddly romantic card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope