Funny Romantic Card: "Thanks for still doing weird stuff in the bedroom with me."

United we orgasm, divided we become passive-aggressive twat bags. Treat your bed chambers like an improv class: you might not always know how you're gonna get there, but a healthy "yes, and" attitude will make the journey infinitely more pleasurable.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope