Funny Wedding Card: "Friendly reminder that accelerating the whole 'til death do us part' thing is heavily frowned upon."

Congratulate the lovely couple on becoming each other's forever "prime suspect" by reminding them that they're gonna need a shit load of iron-clad alibis if they don't want to end up on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries with this brutally honest wedding card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope