Funny Wedding Card: "Sorry I missed your wedding. I'll catch the next ones!"

Let's be honest. Weddings are basically like car leases at this point. You drive it around, try not to cause too much damage, then switch to something else in a few years. Don't worry if you missed your friends' wild sports car era, let them know you'll still be there when they backslide into a safe, sensible minivan with this funny wedding card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope