Funny Holiday Card: "Here's your fucking holiday card."

'Tis the season for doing the bare minimum to participate in the festivities. Caroling? Nope. Nutcracking? Hard pass. Spending quality time with loving friends and family? It's gonna be a "no" from me, dawg. Crush someone's holiday spirit with this funny holiday card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope