Collection: Greeting Cards
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Funny Birthday Card: "Every party is a surprise at your advanced age."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Involuntary conscription into the human race..."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're my best friend but I still think your dad should have pulled out."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're still alive! How?"
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Funny Birthday Card: "Time heals everything. But it's not doing wonders for your skin. You should moisturize."
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Funny Card: "Congratulations/condolences on your recent notable life event. May this card serve as proof that I remembered and/or recognized its occurrence and your existence in general."
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Funny Baby Card: "Congrats on your new lifelong burden."
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Funny Father's Day Card: "I'm glad your pullout game was weak."
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Funny Father's Day Card: "If you ever think I'm a failure, just remember that I'm 50% your fault."
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Funny Mother's Day Card: "If you ever think I'm a failure, just remember that I never asked to be here."
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Funny Holiday Card: "Chappy Chanukah"
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Funny Holiday Card: "Bah Fucking Humbug"
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