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Honest Sympathy Card: "Fuck."
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Funny Baby Card: "May your baby grow up to be more than just another turd in the gene pool." ."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Too young to die. Too old to party past 9pm. Happy birthday, you old fuck."
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Funny Holiday Card: "Here's your fucking holiday card."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You don't look a day older than someone considerably older than you."
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Honest Sympathy Card: "I'm sorry the universe is a cunt."
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Honest Sympathy Card: The long "Fuck."
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Funny Baby Card: "Thanks for having a baby so mom and dad get off my back."
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Funny Baby Card: "Whatever comes out, I promise to say it's cute."
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Funny Baby Card: "Winner, winner! Ya put a baby in 'er."
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Funny Baby Card: "If anyone could use a 9-month break from alcohol, it's you."
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Funny Birthday Card: "I'm still 84% sure you're adopted, but you're cool anyway."
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